if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
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dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
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Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
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