It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
Dude. My knees have no hair on them and they're bruised. My thigh is killing me. I have about 1000 texts to about 5 exes which I horribly regret. I have pictures of my own penis on my phone. I can't find my iPad. And I have work in an hour.
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
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