ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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