just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
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