She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
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I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
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SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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