he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
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