I don't do stupid things anymore. I do stupid people.
I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
I almost had to fight a bird, and you know how scared I am of birds. It found that Percocet that I lost in the grass last week, I threw out my back when I launched myself at that little fucker.
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
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