Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
Just Everbombed a Guiness to make up for cutting out early last night. Also the Mars probe. Happy birthday motherfucker!
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
Randomize
