Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
I wonder how many people saw me whip my junk out and bang it on the light post in front of holabird bar and liquors last night. I'm about tired of having to do that.
Nobody saw you except the people in the bar, because you weren't outside. You were inside, and you were smacking it on the mens bathroom door handle
I really hate whoever invented fireball.
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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