then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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