i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
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