you traded sex for a burrito?
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
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