I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
I met a guy last night who bought me a book on Amazon at the bar and then we had sex. Boners for books is a thing. Boom.
When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
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