u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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