You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
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There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
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I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
If by "Are you drunk?" you mean "Did you just faceplant in the checkout line at Target?" the answer is yes.
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
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