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I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
I'm going to write a letter. It's going to say, Dear Every Girl Ever: Take some goddam initiative and wake me up with a blowjob and I will eat out of your hand. Love, Every Guy Ever
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
Also: I hate her so much. She's out at hooters, making spelling errors, while I'm literally sitting at a clinic getting std tested. Which of us won the morality award in this break up.
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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