doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
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