Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
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