Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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