Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
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My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
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I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
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