Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
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its like you know when i get waxed
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