So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
the texts you sent will act as the rosetta stone for all drunk people
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
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