dude, i look like john mccains neck right now
I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
I bet he comes in French.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
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5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
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Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
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