Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
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