thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
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i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
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She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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