Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
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