i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
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Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
That awkward moment when you can't tell what smells like tacos: you, the cat, or the strange guys blanket your so tenderly swaddled in.
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there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
the cop asked if i was drunk and i responded with "breathalize me, cap'n". incidentally, he was a captain and i blew a .13.
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
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