I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
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