Hey man sorry I got all grabby
The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
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i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
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Some chick asked if she could eat me because I'm dressed as a taco. I introduced her to RJ. Best Wingman.
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
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