They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
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Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
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Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
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