Well douche your snatch and let's go!
So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
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The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
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You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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