What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
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How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
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Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
You ever fart so bad at work that you think about taking a sick day just to spare your coworkers from the savage olfactory beating they are about to receive?
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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