His pubic hair was longer than his dick
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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