We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
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