This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
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Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
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No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
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