but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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