Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
I still have a little drunk in my system
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
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