Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!!
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
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