One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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