Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
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I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
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Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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