You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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