How drunk are you??
I'm flawless.
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
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