I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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