doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
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