btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
The cop asked me why my pants were around my knees when he woke me from the sink, i replied "Officer, my underwear is still on, nothing bad happened" then he nodded in acknowledgement and we carried on with the paper work.
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