O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
Hey I know you're not home, but I'm here. Your front door is unlocked and someone took shit on your doormat...
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
Randomize