People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
my soul wont recognize me after tonight
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
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