therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
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I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
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The shit I just took was my body's way of telling me bourbon and mixed nuts aren't an appropriate dinner. Well played, colon. WELL. PLAYED.
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How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
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