Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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