YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Best part of being a cop: When I showed up at Thanksgiving with stitches in my head I could tell them I was "protecting and serving" not "drinking and falling down". Career validated.
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
My roommate just google searched "cumming blood" using my laptop. Her boyfriend is in her room, she looks scared. Words cannot explain how hilarious this is.
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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