Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
You know the guy who poops at a party and then leaves and you go in, do your business, and come out and there are girls outside that think you pooped and no one talks to you? I'm the guy who poops before you go in, because I'm in a relationship and I hate you.
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
Another thing to add to the list of things not to do while I'm drunk......explain to the upstairs neighborr how to have quiet orgasams......she now thinks I want to be part of a threesome......fuck my life
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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