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I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
im drinking this country out of the recession.
my shit smells like andre
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
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