The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
only you would photoshop your dick
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
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Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
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full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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