Whod you bang
oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
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