There is a strange man mowing my lawn. Best day ever.
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
We don't watch enough power rangers
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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